butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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