I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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