We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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