I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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