she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
