fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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