yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
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