I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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