butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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