i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I cut my penus on the lid.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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