That's intense
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Randomize
