But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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