Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
People with herpes should wear stickers.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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