She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
they're like a gay fantastic four
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
It's no shave November. This is our time.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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