Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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