But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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