i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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