I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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