So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
i came on her dog
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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