a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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