He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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