gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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