Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
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