Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I look better un-naked...
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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