in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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