He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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