Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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