We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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