Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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