Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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