He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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