What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Randomize
