best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
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