Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
You are the jesus of drinking
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
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