glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
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