What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
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