let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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