I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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