Where are you?
In a non slutty way
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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