The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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