Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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