how can u be prego again
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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