On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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