Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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