The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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