after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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