I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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