That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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