I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
my liver is dry heaving
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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