that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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