TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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